Deadpool-Do I look like Ryan fucking Reynolds to you? W.I.P

Name ►:

Deadpool, or hey if you want my full name it's Wade Winston Wilson. Do you want my aliases too? I can give 'em to you if you want.

No they don't so please shut up.

So the boss lady says you don't wanna know? I think you do so here we go! Deadpool, Jack, Merc with a Mouth, Merc, Chiyonosake that means the Wolf of the Rice Wine I think, Chatterbox, Rhodes, Corpus, Hobgoblin, Tom Cruise, Peter Parker, Jean Grey, Denny, Wildcard, Talkingman, Evil Evil Man, Lopez, That Guy Who Thinks in Yellow Boxes, The "Discreet" Rip-Off of Deathstroke, Wade Wilson, "That Guy", the Tim Curry Wannabe and many others!

Age ►:

Unknown?

I'm younger than I look.

Gender ►:

Male

Are you sure about that?

Canon or OC ►:

Canon

Pew pew pew. Cannons.

Sexual Orientation ►:

Heterosexual

I love only Chimichangas and well... I don't need a woman do I? I'm just good enough to radiate awesome to the point where I can just reproduce asexually. Like a boss.

Please... Please shut up... You're embarrassing both yourself and me.

Oh and let's not forget the sweet and lovely hands of Bea Arthur.

Uh... That's... A ship... Y'know what? Whatever. I'm done here. I'm not gonna argue with you.

Race ►:

Human Mutate

I gotta explain what that is don't I?

No you don't.

I'm gonna copy from the wikipedia for this. Mutate is a term used to refer to superhumans who acquired their superpowers by exposure to some mutagenic compound or energy either accidentally or deliberately. Unlike Marvel's, the comic books I'm from if you didn't know~, Mutants , Marvel's Mutates require external stimuli to acquire their powers so they weren't born with the potential to manifest powers. You got all that? I won't remember all that. So I'll check back to this thread when I need too. Wooo!

I hate you...

Group ►:

Chaos because it's my color, it matches my style and everything about me.

Dude let me think about this.

There's nothing to think about. I say I'm Chaos so I'm Chaos. DO NOT DENY MY AWESOME!

... e.e From now on? You stay quiet and let me work on this app. All right?

But it's my application so I can go and play with all the other characters on this little slice of the internet!

Just. Shut. Up. Or I'll silence you before I finish this app nad then no chimichangas for you.

I spy a typo~

SHUT UP! DX

Face Claim ►:

Myself of course~ Who else could ever pull this off? Not Ryan Reynolds obviously.

Le sigh. His face claim is Deadpool - X-Men.

Are you suuuuure?

Yes I'm sure. I thought we agreed you'd shut up?

Can't remember saying I agreed.

Appearance ►:

Gaze upon me and be awed! Also thanks to whoever rendered this. Boss lady found the image on google. Shows that there's still hope for the human race when they know which character is the most badass and render them.

... Need I say anything at this point? =_=

Here's what he now looks like under the mask.

General Personality ►:
Likes ►:

• Chimichangas

• Being a mercenary.
Kinda.

• Chimichangas

• Women
Oh them lovely ladies. They just can't get enough.

They don't even like you. >_>

That's not what my fanbase says~

• Chimichangas

• Alcohol

• Chimichangas

• His armory.
Okay that's not cool. People aren't supposed to know about that dudette. That was supposed to be a secret.

I'm on about your weapons you idiot. God damn.

Oh I see. I see. Carry on then!

• Chimichangas

• Those little yellow boxes...
YEAH!! I love those little guys! I miss them dearly. \o/

• Chimichangas

• Wolverine
No I f***ing don't, he's an a**hole... Did I just get censored?

Yes you did.

Why?

Why?

Why?

Why?

Anything he can do I can do better~

No singing.

• Chimichangas

• The Bea Arthur.

• Did I mention... Chimichangas?

Dislikes ►:
Weaknesses ►:

• Weak:
Reveals a single targets elemental weakness.
Cannot use or learn this spell.

Awww what? You're kidding me right? What else are you gonna add?

• Blindna:
Removes blind from a single target.
Cannot use or learn this spell.

Okay so I don't really need this so much. No biggie.

• Poisona:
Removes poison from a single target.
Cannot use or learn this spell.

Don't need this one either. I'm immune to poisons after all. That's because I'm awesome.

• Vox:
Removes Silence from a single target.
Cannot use or learn this spell.

Uh... What's Silence again? One second, lemme go che- oh a spell that stops me from using spells... This Vox thing might be useful then... Why're you not letting me use or learn it?

• Stona:
Removes stone from a single target.
Cannot use or learn this spell.

Ehhhh I can live without this maybe.

SHUT. UP. THIS IS THE LAST TIME.

• Cease:
Removes slow from a target.
Cannot use or learn this spell.

Slow is a pain in the ass when you have an ability like auto-haste... Why do I have a feeling I'm gonna need back up?

• Cleanse:
Removes disease from a single target.
Cannot use or learn this spell.

WOO FOR USELESS SPELLS! \o/

• Float:
All targets in range are unaffected by Earth elemental attacks and can walk over traps without triggering them.
Cannot use or learn this spell.

The Indie world won't have me, and mainstream world treats me like an alien, but here I am still floating between these two worlds. Such poetry.

That was actually surprisingly insightful coming from you...

I know. I quoted it from the internet.

*Facepalm*

• Yield:
Removes stop from a target.
Cannot use or learn this spell.

Wo wo wo wo woah that's not cool. Hold on a second. Let's talk about this boss lady. If I get stopped that's not fair.

If you get stopped you won't be able to use Yield anyways you fuckhead.

Good point.

• Wound:
Lowers a single targets/enemies health four three turns/posts.
- Weakness - It also lowers the casters health.
Cannot use or learn this spell.

Now we're on to the weakening spells. Great. ._. Are you seriously trying to cripple me?

You're already diseased and stuff so you won't need half of these~ Cancer man. >>

... That was low. That was real low. Remind me to shoot you or kick you in the brain hard enough to make you seriously injure yourself.

Well... You've been annoying all the way through this app so far. So maybe if you shut up? I wouldn't be such a bitch? :3

• Oil:
Covers a single target in oil so that they take more damage (double damage) from fire spells.
Cannot use or learn this spell.

• Break:
Has a VERY low chance of petrifying a single target/enemy.
- Weakness - Can only be used when facing a group.
(Must have the rpers permission)
Cannot use or learn this spell.

• Silence:
Stops a single target/enemy from casting spells for two turns/posts. This does not effect physical attacks.
- Weakness - Cannot be used in conjunction with Physical Weakness.
Cannot use or learn this spell.

• Physical Weakness:
Stops a single target/enemy from physically attacking for two turns/posts.
This does not effect magical attacks.
- Weakness - Cannot be used in conjunction with Silence.
Cannot use or learn this spell.

• Slow:
Removes auto-haste and/or haste, if haste is not enabled it slows the target down allowing them to only move 1 square in the battle grid or use only 2 combination slots.
In threads this will slow the target down.
Lasts for three turns during bg, two turns during pvp.
Cooldown of five turns.
(With Rpers consent.)
Cannot use or learn this spell.

Abilities ►:

• Regenerative Healing Factor (passive): Deadpool possesses a superhuman healing factor derived from that of the mutant Wolverine that allows him to regenerate damaged or destroyed bodily tissue with far greater speed and efficiency than an ordinary human. Deadpool is able to heal from injuries such as slashes, puncture wounds, bullet wounds, beheading, and severe burns within moments.
Heals +5% current HP, every turn in battle.

Motherfucker, I'm awesome.

No you're not dude, don't lie.

I'm awesome.

I'm drivin' around in my mom's ride.

Wow, you can actually be fun, who'd ever think you had a sense of humor.

Yeah ha,ha, that was so funny I forgot to laugh, don't give up your day job Wade.

• Foreign Chemical Resistance (passive): Deadpool's body is highly resistant to most drugs and toxins. For example, it is extremely difficult, though not impossible, for him to become intoxicated.
Poison-null, poison does not work on him.

Motherfucker, I'm awesome.

Let's not do this joke ever again.

I'm awesome.

... You just, don't listen do you? ._.

• Disease Immunity (Passive): The unique regenerative qualities of Deadpool's healing factor also extend to his immune system, rendering him immune to the effects of all known diseases and infections.
Disease/Virus/Pointless-null - Stops people from being able to use healing items for three turns/posts.

I might be immune to disease but no one is immune from addiction; it afflicts people of all ages, races, classes, and professions. Guess what I'm addicted to?

Talking? ._.

Eeeeeeeeeeeee chimichangas!

• Extended Longevity (Passive): Deadpool's healing factor provides him with an extended lifespan by slowing the effects of the aging process to an unknown degree. His life span is extended to such a degree, that an alternate reality version of him was alive and still in business as Deadpool 800 years in the future. Deadpool has established a relationship with the personification of Death (in his universe) and as a result has been cursed by Thanos, to be unable to die.
When killed in battle there will be a five turn wait and then Deadpool will revive with 25% Max HP. However if a battle ends before this time is up? He will not be able to do anything for two turns at the beginning of the next battle.[/blockquote]

There's a song for this.

>_>

Bah fine, you're no fun. Wait. Can I have my yellow boxes as an ability?

... No.

• Telepathic Immunity (Passive): The healing factor causes his brain cells to be in a constant state of flux and regeneration, rendering him immune to psychics such as Professor X and Emma Frost.
Telepathic/Psychic abilities don't work on him. (For use in rp and plot threads.)[/blockquote]

I HAVE A HARD HEAD.

Well done captain obvious...

• Possession Resistance (Passive): Similiar to the telepathic immunity, Deadpool is able to remain in partial control of himself while supernatural beings are trying to take control of him. During Xaphan's attempt to take control of him, Wade was able to fight for control of his body.
Abilities that possess an enemy when used on Deadpool will last half as long as usual.[/blockquote]

Well, the ladies can possess me if they want. MY BODY IS READY!

I thought I upset you? The peace and quiet was nice y'know. Could you just shut the hell up maybe? Please?

• Peak human Strength (Passive): Deadpool possesses great, though not unnatural, physical strength. However, he does have at least the strength of an Olympic level weightlifter. He is capable of lifting at least 420 lbs. but no more than 800 lbs.
+25% damage to all physical attacks and abilities, this includes physical combos.

I should enter one of those strong man contests and ask for chimichangas as my prize, oh! OH! OH! AND WOMEN!

... No words.

• Superhuman Stamina (Passive): Deadpool's musculature generates considerably less fatigue toxins than the muscles of an ordinary human being, granting him superhuman levels of stamina in all physical activities. He can physically exert himself at peak capacity for several days before boredom or stress takes over, and could have possibly go on further.
Reduces all cool downs on abilities by 1.

Yes that's right ladies, I can keep going, much better than your average everyday man.

... I should kill you.

That never works. I always come back. ALWAYS! MUWAHAHAAA! I need to work on my evil laugh.

• Superhuman Agility (Passive): Deadpool's agility, balance, and bodily coordination are enhanced to levels that are beyond the natural physical limits of even the finest human athlete.
Monsters attacks have a 1/3 chance of missing (Monster physical attacks will miss once every three blows).

Hey, d'you think I should join a circus for a while or something? Circuses are fun. Right?

... Yes. Please do. Then you'll leave me alone. -.-

That... That hurts... Right here where the heart is.
Just joking!

I really wish you weren't joking.

• Superhuman Reflexes (Passive): His reflexes are similarly enhanced, superior to those of even the finest human athlete.
+1 to all die roll combo chains on the battle grid.

Combos combos everywhere!

And you're now using memes that I know. Get the hell out of my head.

I'm in your head? I thought it was that you're in mine!

THAT MAKES NO SENSE!

Well that's 'cause you're stupid.

... Hi pot I'm kettle, how're you doing?

You're a kettle? ;;... I never knew kettles could use a computer! YOU'RE A SCIENTIFIC MIRACLE!

._______.

• Superhuman Speed (Passive): Deadpool has superhuman speed thanks to Weapon X, but he sometimes relies on his teleportation device.
Auto-Haste:- Allows a single target to use two skills/spells in a single turn.

• Master Martial Artist (Passive): Deadpool is an extraordinary hand-to-hand combatant and is a master in multiple unarmed combat techniques.
+10% extra damage when unarmed.

• Master Assassin (Passive): He is a master of assassination techniques, espionage methods, covert operations, infiltration methods, escape artistry, marksmanship, and is highly skilled with many bladed weapons (frequently carrying two swords strapped to his back), and a number of other weapons including firearms.
+10% damage when using firearms and swords.

• Unpredictability: It is difficult for anyone to know what Deadpool will do at any given moment, given that he himself barely knows what he'll do at any given moment. This makes it difficult for most opponents to predict what he will do.
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